The girls got darling scooters for Christmas and enjoy attempting to ride them. Lilly does pretty well, Vivi really struggles. On this particular cold but sunny day we went for a longer scooter ride/walk. Every few feet the girls would stop for a break and Lilly would collect leaves and Vivi would imitate her. Unfortunately Vivi's ability to find actual leaves is not as refined and she picked up a green lump, which turned out to be moldy dog poop.
I immediately told her to drop it and instructed her not to put her hands near her face or mouth and told both the girls we had to go home right away to clean her up. After she dropped the green poo she giggled and deliberately put her hands in her mouth. As I opened my mouth to yell at her she giggled louder and shoved her hands in MY mouth! It was beyond disturbing!
We spent an agonizing 5 minutes riding/walking back to the house (Lilly riding while I carried Vivi and her scooter) with Vivi screaming and Lilly constantly asking what was going to happen to her when we got home. It has been by far one of the grossest things I have experienced which having small children and many years teaching small children, but also one of the funniest stories I share!